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Burn Demotivational Poster


LIFE IS LIKE JALAPENOS - What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow ...


TAGS: life like jalapenos burn ass
Rating: 4.83/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 5, 2012, 1:23 pm, #232769
4L poster... BUT 5L to you seeing as I said it in something of a Mexican accent and laughing my a** of afterwards XD


IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.


TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm, #117230
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm, #21252
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm, #21226
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm, #21219
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?


MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.




TROGDOR - He comes in the night.


TAGS: trogdor the burninator strongbad
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by Animal

funnyman37 - December 13, 2009, 3:54 pm, #145299
.............................................................................................................................................................................. but it's not night.
Charles - December 28, 2008, 11:13 am, #47183
He's not the only one! That does look pretty badass tho.


Books -




RIDE YOUR BIKE -


TAGS: ride your bike burns fat
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 28, 2012, 3:51 pm, #232249
That's what you get for not wearing your tinfoil helmet! But at least I don't always use my powers for pure evil intent, well sometimes...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:30 am, #232216
I feel the need to ride my bike...Curse you subliminal messageing
Budog - March 27, 2012, 4:28 am, #232107
I love peddling my a** all over town...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 26, 2012, 7:40 pm, #232087
It also increases your health and totaly s*@ews the establishment :D


AND SO THIS IS - Christmas and what have you done


TAGS: mary lennon iwill burn forthis
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - December 16, 2011, 1:00 am, #226657
LOL!


ON SECOND THOUGHT -


TAGS: burning bridges
Rating: 4.78/5

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Greybeard - August 28, 2012, 10:43 pm, #238745
Thank you. I have alot more ready to go... :)
Iconoclast - August 28, 2012, 5:19 pm, #238741
You've been a very prolific poster today. Thanks, they've been good. Made this one a Fav.


SOME PEOPLE - Just want to watch the world burn.




BURN THE WITCH! - Burn her!


TAGS: burn witch kill monty python
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by DaedraEater

bucketheadfan - November 14, 2009, 1:40 pm, #136555
A DUCK!
Adam - June 26, 2009, 3:09 pm, #90325
What else floats in water? APPLES! CHURCHES! Uhm, VERY SMALL ROCKS!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 2:44 pm, #78820
So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck she's made of wood. And therefore.... A WITCH.
rick - November 20, 2008, 10:37 am, #38056
..and what do you burn, apart from witches? MORE WITCHES!
ChairmanOfTheBored - November 12, 2008, 5:43 am, #35684
She turned me into a newt... ...I got better
Amaterasu - November 12, 2008, 5:42 am, #35683
Well, she looks like a witch!
forlorn - November 2, 2008, 11:15 am, #32555
but how do you knoooow she's a witch?
LogicDude - October 14, 2008, 3:34 pm, #27617
Build a bridge out of her!!!


THAI FOOD -


TAGS: burns in burns out thai
Rating: 4.91/5

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Daniel Shortt - December 12, 2010, 8:42 pm, #206553
h** h** h** just what you need on the cold winter nights
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:28 pm, #206480
I hear that
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 12:24 pm, #206479

kung POW maybe?


9 inch will please a lady -


TAGS: robert burns drawing women
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 10:21 pm, #259924
Why thank you, Emilio!
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2015, 4:16 pm, #259920
Ahh...a woman with experience!
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:38 pm, #259919
---- but only if the owner knows how to properly please her! 5 haggis scarfing lions!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 10:03 am, #259916
But can you sing the tune?! 'It's not the length that makes me loup But it's the double drivin.' Thnx for the ancient flashback, Em.


HAPPINES -


TAGS: happy rain sun shower burnt
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by caveman

holymoly - February 8, 2012, 12:34 pm, #229114
@Gary... tahnks for the GIMP tip.. I dont have shop either, and was hoping to find a good tool... the name is appropriate too
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 10:37 am, #229111
Ah yes, the smudge tool Those of us with zero budget for Ph**oshop, there’s a free program called GIMP It’s got tons of tools, more than my mind will conquer anyway, along with the smudge and rotate (at any angle) tools, etc. Love your work, cave
caveman - February 8, 2012, 10:18 am, #229110
cheer Gary, and i did use ph**oshop, i think it's the smudge tool if i'm not mistaken.
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:18 am, #229109
...and I should pay attention to spell check
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:17 am, #229108
n-i-c-e, thanks for showin' the way for us pre-noobs, cave. Did you use poh**shop, or just paint with GIMP touch up?
Greeny - February 8, 2012, 6:30 am, #229103
priorities, dude
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:48 am, #229097
And to think, if only i put this much effort into my Uni work...
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:13 am, #229096
pshhh, they wish they could afford me
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 1:08 am, #229095
You 5hould work for Hallmark


THE SCORNED - Why try to mend the world when you can sit back and watch it burn




I N C E N T I V E - Or feel the burn!




IRONY -




ANOTHER ONE GONE TOO SOON - She burned the candle at both ends until it burned out


TAGS: amy winehouse burned out soon
Rating: 4.36/5

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tellitlikeitis - July 26, 2011, 10:39 pm, #221968
Hilarious, siblings?
Thunderstrike - July 25, 2011, 6:01 pm, #221884
A great entertainer like dear Mr. Richards deserves to hang around. What did Amy do again??
Kspace - July 24, 2011, 9:59 am, #221826
Keith Richards stopped shooting heroin and started freebasing embalming fluid sometime in the mid 1980s.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:32 am, #221811
The question is how Kieth Richards is still alive and she dies. She had to be one hardcore partier or she refused to sign the deal in blood.
AdmiralAckbar - July 24, 2011, 4:29 am, #221810
Wow this is just such a tragedy. Who would have thought that a young talented celebrity such as this would die so young...cough. I am trying here but I had her on my celebrity deathliest for last year.
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 11:57 pm, #221805

man you beat me to this one. had it in my head since i heard the news. nice


THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE - I'm gonna let it shine


TAGS: burning monk
Rating: 4.64/5

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holymoly - February 9, 2012, 9:39 am, #229185
jux***osition baby.... seriously though I have noting but respect for this guy. The physiology behind immolation is amazing.
Zetmonk - February 9, 2012, 5:07 am, #229175
Funny. That's a Christian song... ;-)
forseti - February 9, 2012, 2:50 am, #229170
Since 50 years this is one of the most powerful pictures ever taken. May Buddha bless you, Thich Quang Duc!
CloudchaserS - February 9, 2012, 12:19 am, #229163
"Your flesh will scorch, bathed in fire. Death will be your sweet release. Still you remain blind to truth. You are a pawn, the casualty of your people's doom" Behold Oblivion - Immolator
BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:35 pm, #229140
very g55d sir :)


COURAGEOUS -


TAGS: lion man pride burning anger
Rating: 4.87/5

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TheOne - October 27, 2012, 5:10 pm, #240194
Approved. 5L.


WIN! - Who doesn't want to wake to the sizzle and smell of bacon? Best. Clock. EVER.


TAGS: but will it burn if i hit snooze
Rating: 3.31/5

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Derek - September 25, 2009, 4:58 am, #121580
I take this as a compliment, very kind ;-)
LogicDude - August 14, 2009, 8:24 am, #108214
Aggy made me ROFL..."Sir Signe" FTW!
BoneCD - August 14, 2009, 1:09 am, #108155
Hey Derek...ever heard of turkey bacon? On second thought, ever been to a grocery store with your mom?
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 9:51 pm, #108072
LD, I'll take FIVE, please!
agdaniele - August 13, 2009, 9:50 pm, #108071
Derek, I dub thee "Sir Signe"
Derek - August 13, 2009, 9:15 pm, #108061
I dare say there would be some Jews and Arabs who don't.


MERRY CHRISTMAS - everyone!


TAGS: x mas santa sad burn fire christ merry
Rating: 4.16/5

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CANADA - December 3, 2009, 7:08 pm, #142237
because it was hollow it probably burn in like 10 minutes
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 6:00 pm, #142200
I saw like zero fire trucks and zero streams of water to put out the fire. 5 b/c it's hilarious.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:27 pm, #142125
Wow! The tour started out a bit slow, but what a finish! 5Ls
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:51 am, #142095

Guess it is a good thing I am Jewish.
GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 11:49 am, #142094
Yep, Merry F@cking Christmas
rerun - December 3, 2009, 11:46 am, #142093

santa is dead?


POOR SEAT - Melted an hour ago from the friction




Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm -


TAGS: monty python holy grail knight king arthurs court shrubbery ni it burns us silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 8:01 pm, #250098
I'd like to see that! I've hit a snag on the 'bring out your dead' poster, can't find a decent quality pic
spacedog - September 27, 2013, 7:45 pm, #250097
HA! I've thought about doing one on the original "red wedding" when Lancelot goes berserk. Nice one 5ilver.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 3:31 pm, #250096
As you wish
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:32 pm, #250093
best movie ever...a 5l do onenow bout the bring out yer dead...pwetty please...for a gal in pain.bats her eyelashes and pouts.


OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -




IF STRESS BURNED CALORIES - I would be a damn supermodel ...


TAGS: stress burned calories supermodel doughnuts
Rating: 4.13/5

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MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:23 am, #233920
post to h** chick


NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT. - So beautiful... They should have sent a poet.


TAGS: greatness burn fire twilight sucks poet
Rating: 3.5/5

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HETHCOX25RAIDER - May 12, 2010, 1:15 am, #175741
u got that right


FIRE IN THE HOLE - Nothing like running naked through the fire




WHAT ELSE FLOATS -


TAGS: burn her
Rating: 5/5

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guttermouth - March 31, 2011, 9:40 pm, #215603
****
Zreiser - December 8, 2010, 4:15 pm, #206083
ROCKS!! little tiny ones... sooooo classic! Noobs, take notes.x
fascistfrenchman - December 2, 2010, 8:20 am, #205066
Churches! Churches!
Jackl - November 30, 2010, 4:53 pm, #204833
a duck
Paladin609 - November 18, 2010, 6:54 am, #202954
Uh...wood!
TheOne - November 13, 2010, 11:45 am, #202591
a small blow-up pool...?
abbadon101 - November 13, 2010, 8:25 am, #202584
Apples
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:53 pm, #202542
great gravy?
Reality Lord - November 12, 2010, 5:35 pm, #202523

...a duck?
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 4:02 pm, #202517
Very small rocks!


PAYDAY - Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I've got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.




ALWAYS REMEMBER -


TAGS: hun rules pillage then burn
Rating: 3.88/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:45 pm, #148521
Who say Hagar the Horrible has all the answers...or that dreadful Conan O'brien.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:43 pm, #148520
An important lesson for young barbarians everywhere. 5/5


KILL IT WITH FIRE!! - #1 secret to getting rid of BELLY-FAT No pills, no excersizes, just FIRE!!




OPTIONS - Sometimes they are limited


TAGS: love burn jesus christ options limited
Rating: 3.2/5

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camden - October 20, 2009, 3:48 pm, #128420
BURN


BURNOUT KING - Smoke it up




Burn? -


TAGS: pinhead burn
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:38 pm, #249025
What parent wouldn't give this to their child? Oh, what wonders I have to show you, ha, ha, ha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:19 pm, #246126
Dude, what parent would give this to their child?!?


GOOD FIRE -




AUBURN R.O.T.C. - FINALLY, they have a new virtual combat simulator!




RL'S EMERGENCY RESPONSE - "They say the best thing to do when ya see'n some trouble happenin' is call 911. I believe it best quicker to call .357"


TAGS: rl burnside
Rating: 3.41/5

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Literally Vs. Figuratively -


TAGS: el james burn in hell
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 19, 2015, 12:37 pm, #259969
Very clever! I enjoyed the books, but they are cotton candy for the p***erted part of your brain. Nice slam! 5L
GaryO - February 18, 2015, 11:49 pm, #259964
good stuff here


Nice Shot, you little sh*t -


TAGS: kid in burnet county
Rating: 5/5

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tatespa - October 3, 2013, 1:36 pm, #250206
LOL!!! The antlers must have been the hardest to get through!!!
MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:37 am, #250166
Thanks Ugs...I 5L'd so hard I think I blew a stitch...oh doctor!


INSANITY -




RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: when they go bad relationships burn everything around you
Rating: 4.82/5

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5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:22 pm, #201936
yep, the old "thigh high" gimmick.... Gets them every time. (huh Aggie?)
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:18 pm, #201934
And trying to escape in an open field with thigh highs on... nothing could be more fun to chase.
rerun - November 8, 2010, 7:18 pm, #201914

Amsome
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 6:05 pm, #201899
Gracias. I am feeling a little more dark today than normal.
flint - November 8, 2010, 5:57 pm, #201895
very nice indeed! 5l from me...
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:44 pm, #201893
Very nice 5150.


TIS THE SEASON -




WHAT I IF TOLD YOU - That you read the title wrong?


TAGS: matrix laurence fishburne
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - May 19, 2012, 1:33 am, #234827
Arrrrrgh! Get out of my head


FARTING NEAR AN OPEN FLAME - Just because you are a cute girl, doesn't mean your gas can't be dangerous.




Kill It -


TAGS: kill crush burn camper
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - September 20, 2013, 7:50 pm, #249878
I want one, then I'm going to put it on a barge, It'll be the greatest house boat of all time.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 7:45 pm, #249876

It should be Metallic Peat like the Family Truckster in Vacation.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2013, 7:28 pm, #249875

i wantz one


Burning Bridges -


TAGS: fear burn bridge keep in
Rating: 4.76/5

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mariand - June 17, 2013, 4:58 pm, #246700
yeah...that's so true...if I'd only knew it a few years earlier... I would haven't burnt the bridge to keep HER in... hehehe


THE COST OF INDIVIDUALITY -


TAGS: burnt out strike anywhere tth
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:53 pm, #187355
Beauty! 5L
Sean - August 1, 2010, 1:35 pm, #187350
Good thing he kept his d*** flaming to hisself, eh? Could a been quite the massacre. 5.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 1:33 pm, #187347
I love it today! Crew is taking hold of the submissions... it's almost like we're back in the roaring 2009's!
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:51 am, #187320

I may have to add those to my tags as well....
TheTrashHeap - August 1, 2010, 10:49 am, #187319
Thanks Rerun. The Hebrew He-man, The Yiddish Yoda.
rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:25 am, #187317

fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic, fantastic.


THE TALK -


TAGS: angry burn beer liquid
Rating: 4.69/5

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CommonSenseIsUncommon - August 24, 2011, 7:06 pm, #223455
Hank Hill quote.


PRIDE -


TAGS: ego fuel burning smoke shame
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:06 am, #240422
Thanks guys
Sho - November 6, 2012, 7:08 am, #240420
Oh 5nap *takes notes*
Reality Lord - November 6, 2012, 6:31 am, #240419

fived and fav'd. awesomeness.


GO GO GADGET - AFTERBURNER!


TAGS: f22 afterburner
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:31 am, #182793
Missed al-qaeda by THAT much!


FEEL THE BURN! - Feel it!


TAGS: burn
Rating: 4.36/5

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"IT'S BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN TO FADE AWAY." - False




devotion -




FOLLOW ME -


TAGS: follow cult burn embrace
Rating: 4.18/5

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GaryO - August 4, 2012, 8:07 pm, #238074
I wonder why.........
Chrysophase2003 - August 4, 2012, 7:45 pm, #238072
That's strange. I was raised in a house. We visited a church. We were taught a religion. We rejected the religion. We were ejected from the church. We then went back to a house.
SteveFurlong - August 3, 2012, 8:04 pm, #238049
A church is something you're raised in. A cult is something you join.
Sho - August 3, 2012, 7:06 pm, #238039
Using all the hate as fuel :D. And thx everyone
rerun - August 3, 2012, 5:04 pm, #238032

I gave every jecampbell75 poster posted a 5L....oh wait, there are NO jecampbell75 posters posted. I guess that means jecampbell75 can criticize but not create. I am sure however that any work jecampbell75 will be stellar, I think 4**** wants you back
crankyhead - August 3, 2012, 4:00 pm, #238027
Mr. Campbell, please step off that pretty pink Hello Kitty pedestal of yours, and help yourself to a free clue. =)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 3, 2012, 2:53 pm, #238026
I agree with Gas....If jecampbell1175 can show us something better...I'd like to see it. Make posters or GTFO....We don't need your negativity.
gas - August 3, 2012, 2:45 pm, #238025
signed, gas
- August 3, 2012, 2:40 pm, #238024
How many Sho's posters have you seen? You shouldn't judge someone's work so roughly based on one or two you didn't like.. especially when you haven't done any.
jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:22 pm, #238023
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:21 pm, #238022
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:18 pm, #238021
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jecampbell75 - August 3, 2012, 2:18 pm, #238020
Cool picture but unrelated. Poem (if it can be called that) is ridiculous and juvenile. Theme is contrived sappy-goth dark wanna be. No, I didn't like it.
Chrysophase2003 - August 2, 2012, 9:41 pm, #237996
Good one. What's the difference between a church and a cult? Funding.
Sho - August 2, 2012, 11:03 am, #237974
Only if you favorite the poster first
pickleviper - August 2, 2012, 8:59 am, #237970
I am a good zombie, master. See, I gives you 5L. Am I to be rewarded with brains?


GOLDEN SHOWERS -


TAGS: golden shower fireworks burning
Rating: 3.21/5

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agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:51 pm, #146436
Yes! But, at that point... what with dead nerve endings and all. At least you didn't use the "stung by a jellyfish" excuse in the restroom at a seafood restaurant.
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:50 pm, #146434
Yes, I'm sure thats your reason.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:48 pm, #146433
she had to piss on me to put the fire out!!!
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 8:46 pm, #146432
Not as fun as I'd been led to believe.
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:41 pm, #146429
Burns hell!! it leaves blisters!! 5 Black Cats


OH CRAP !!! - I THINK I BURNT MY MARSHMALLOWS...


TAGS: burnt my marshmallows
Rating: 3.1/5

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forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 pm, #202409
ARSCH-mallows would have been a 5....
Budog - September 30, 2010, 5:29 pm, #196211
Now the are definitely Stay Puffed...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:23 pm, #196191
In that case.......keep your junk out of the fire...2L


THAT 70'S HEARTBURN - Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, ohh what a relief it is . . .




BONFIRE - Witches just taste too damn good




CARRYING A TORCH -


TAGS: burn baby burn crankyhead
Rating: 4.75/5

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falloutghoul - August 21, 2011, 4:55 pm, #223330
I'd say. This is h**! (nyuk nyuk nyuk)
5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:41 am, #196954
You, sir, are on a roll!
Neener - October 6, 2010, 8:27 am, #196935
bikini and fire. Doesn't get much better!


HUMAN TORCH -


TAGS: sweaty itchy internal burns flammable
Rating: 4.5/5

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GeorgiZhukov - October 22, 2010, 12:35 am, #199375
Ouch, been there done that my friend. I feel your pain.


MODESTY - Arsonist? No, I just don't like the holidays.




I WAS A PRECOCIOUS CHILD - and was burning my hands long before I could reach the stove.


TAGS: child stove burning precocious
Rating: 2.33/5

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spacegod - July 16, 2010, 3:13 pm, #185074
Now I remember! It was mmm mmm good and then we spooned the rest of the night...
jackripper - July 16, 2010, 10:48 am, #185038
Holy ****, that was me...except I was not in a dress....and it was chicken noodle soup. I have the burn to prove it.
spacegod - April 17, 2010, 11:38 pm, #171935
But nowadays I've got astronaut diapers on underneath.
ICEMAN - April 17, 2010, 9:35 pm, #171930
And you still wear dresses?


are u insured -


TAGS: funny car crash fire burning poster
Rating: 1.27/5

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SCOTT - September 18, 2008, 10:00 pm, #21951
the key to the FAKE of this is all the vehicles are white...FAIL


Angry People -


TAGS: burned fired h**head
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - January 25, 2014, 6:17 am, #252423
Most profound thing I've heard today! 5'd and faved!
Greeny - January 24, 2014, 8:17 pm, #252399
Oh the plurality of it all


Food For Thought -


TAGS: think about it honey boo boo mother man single burn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:39 pm, #252898
Thanks steve now I have an image of some poor bugger with a huge skewer up his *ss sizzling like bacon.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:38 pm, #252897
What? I'm sure it was fast and almost painless.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:37 pm, #252896
You and Steve-O gave me a great laugh...then I cried cuz I didn't have breakfast or a man.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:30 am, #252872
No...he was standing over her Rancor Pit...
GaryO - February 12, 2014, 7:11 pm, #252857
What, she had him for breakfast?
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm, #252856
Oh, that poor bastard.
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm, #252855
Oh, that poor bastard.


SUNSHINE -




same s**t -




Playing With Fire -


TAGS: crazy people burning bridges prevention following safety
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 26, 2014, 1:51 pm, #252459
Oh Jesus...you know us crazies always seem to fall on our feet ready to go once again! Kinda like you and the whole cross thingy...teehee. Thanks for the vote!
JesusWept - January 26, 2014, 12:59 pm, #252456
Why not make a few cuts in those ropes instead? Might get rid of a few crazies for good that way *evil grin*. L L L L L


THE ALLURE OF THE SPOTLIGHT IS A DRUG - yet i am addict & i get paid to indulge in my habit


TAGS: bo burnham
Rating: 4.83/5
makingplans4nigel - May 31, 2012, 2:23 pm, #235510
*delete second did*
makingplans4nigel - May 31, 2012, 2:22 pm, #235509
thanks i did this on my ps3 not my laptop also did this another one well i'll just keep on making more then
rerun - May 30, 2012, 8:01 pm, #235460

the real allure is registering as a member and being rewarded for your work. Nice poster, whoever you are


Burning 2000 Calories -




You Never Know ? -


TAGS: burn
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

Greeny - April 7, 2014, 7:31 pm, #254137
Yes


CHALLENGES -


TAGS: golf game work drunk sunburn
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 4:51 pm, #205005
Awesome, space. 5L


makeover -


TAGS: tan ash burn
Rating: 4.71/5

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Rainforest Renaissance -




seven minutes -




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T-Rex -


TAGS: t rex dinosaur fire forest burning
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 18, 2014, 2:28 pm, #254836
Neither...blame it on the dog. The kids don't have an app yet for that...teehee.


A DAY AT THE BEACH -


TAGS: beach sunburn baby oil
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 9:48 pm, #196677
I never saw the appeal of the amish boardwalk.
ICEMAN - October 3, 2010, 8:37 pm, #196670
Obviously it's because the surfing sucked that day.


FRIENDLY FIRE? - I think he disagrees.




GOOD NEWS -




MOTI-BURN -


TAGS: moti burn thanks aggy
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by rerun

agdaniele - April 29, 2010, 9:57 pm, #174026
aaaaaarrrrrggggghh! It buuuurns!


SOMETIMES - we have to be told we're on fire before we feel it burning.


TAGS: fire sometimes man burning feel
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 4:19 pm, #235113
It's my first day on the site and the ideas are indeed flowing like blood from an exit wound. I'm sure I will slow down after a few weeks :)
dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 3:34 pm, #235109
nice 22 posters in 1 day... your brain cells are burning!


Fishburne vs Jackson -




BURNING PAPER AEROPLANE -


TAGS: old man jenkins burning aeroplane
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Libble0902

falloutghoul - October 16, 2012, 6:26 pm, #239999
Did you lose a wingman like that?
Airman - October 16, 2012, 3:09 pm, #239997
what a traumatic image. I will carry this image for the rest of my days


Aim at the base of the flames! -




PROBLEMS -


TAGS: need some help burn religion
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by caveman

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 6:00 pm, #241563
He looks pretty cool about it... figuratively speaking, of course.
CloudchaserS - December 3, 2012, 11:49 pm, #241192
Something by death metal band Immolation would go with this.
GaryO - December 3, 2012, 9:39 am, #241180
yeah, '63...thanks PF
PapaFox - December 3, 2012, 9:08 am, #241179
His name was Thich Quang Duc, and it was in Saigon, 1963. (The Doors song didn't come out until 1967.)
GaryO - December 3, 2012, 8:33 am, #241171
I remember that ph**o, or one like it, when their unrest was a huge journalistic topic. Not sure when that was, but I think the Door’s Light My Fire had just topped the charts (not being funny)


mosquito prevention -




HOODIE -




A MAN TAKES A DROP TOO MUCH -




PORTABLE -




YOU'RE RIGHT! - I do hate you




MY NAME IS IGOR SUTJAGIN - I used to be a spy, until...




MOTIVATION - You're Not This Guy


TAGS: motivation you are not this guy lol lmao sucks ugly burned war true love
Rating: 1.85/5

More motifakes by 1337boon

peaches - August 7, 2011, 2:27 pm, #222619
I wish I was this guy in terms of bravery, commitment, dedication...... You're a **** for making fun of this guy.
Sense - July 28, 2009, 9:50 am, #101259
So now just cuz im left wing means im a p***, jmac? Go f*** yourself.
motifake - July 6, 2009, 9:24 am, #93819
Making fun of any wounded soldier is over the line. Seriously messed up.
NavyHM2 - July 6, 2009, 7:43 am, #93815
So, I'm just perusing motifake and then come across this pic of Ty and Renee. I pulled him away from the burning truck near the Syrian border in Iraq on 22 December 2004 where a VBIED blew up against it. I hope you f***tards making fun of him die horribly
NiteStryker - May 31, 2009, 7:46 pm, #83417
He has a combat action ribbon and a purple heart, hes obviously seen some ****. He does look like darth vader without the helmet tho.
Dr. Doom Comment - May 28, 2009, 9:48 am, #82611
Hes just the most ugliest f***er ive ever seen, Probably dead from killing himself, that girl just wanst to%2
Dr. Doom Comment - May 28, 2009, 9:48 am, #82610
Hes just the most ugliest f***er ive ever seen, Probably dead from killing himself, that girl just wanst to puke and run
linn - May 24, 2009, 9:49 am, #81819
Thats just low making fun of him.
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:46 pm, #81538
You may go back to living under your bridge and enticing unwary children, now.
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 4:45 pm, #81537
DD - I hope we are never invaded. If we are, I am going to find it very hard to shoot the invaders as opposed to the gun-hating, tree-hugging, freedom-stealing, tax-hiking, immigrant-backing, money-blowing, liberals who are coming to me for protection.
Dr. Doom Comment - May 22, 2009, 12:31 pm, #81507
haha that guys is f***ing UGLY. HAHA, deserved everything he got, holy f*** why doesnt he just kill himself? daaaamn
Dr. Doom Comment - May 22, 2009, 12:31 pm, #81506
haha that guys is f***ing UGLY. HAHA, deserved everything he got, holy f*** why doesnt he just kill himself%3
LCPL NUKELNUTZ - May 22, 2009, 4:57 am, #81466
FUK YOU a** HOLE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO GO THREW TO PROTECT YOUR DUM a** IF YOU WANT TO PLAY FUN ON IT GROW A SET OF BALLS AND JOIN UP f***ING PIECE OF ****!!! SEMPER FI MARINE
LCPL NUKELNUTZ - May 22, 2009, 4:57 am, #81465
FUK YOU a** HOLE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO GO THREW TO PROTECT YOUR DUM a** IF YOU WANT TO PLAY FUN ON IT GROW A SET OF BALLS AND JOIN UP f***ING PIECE OF ****!!! SEMPER FI MARINE
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:20 am, #79967
Maybe you prefer he'd died instead? a**hole.
DISGUSTED!!! - May 13, 2009, 4:20 am, #79728
Whoever made this should be ashamed of themselves :( You are a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE person!!! GO TO HELL!!!!
Sense - May 3, 2009, 1:45 pm, #77428
"He put his life on the line defending your lives" What's stopping us? As if a major war will break out and kill hundreds of people, the 'war' isn't against a country or countries, but insurgents within them, id like to see them invade...
Someone - April 24, 2009, 9:03 am, #75121
Feel free to insult persons who give you the possibility to do so. And then get off and move to a country like the Iraq or Afgahnistan... Still feel like insulting is great?
Sympathy - March 9, 2009, 12:44 am, #64520
I know this man is a hero. I do feel sorry for her though. I think he does too.
TheDreadPirate - February 22, 2009, 12:53 am, #61188
Always remember, Men like the one pictured above are willing to make a sacrifice by defending our country so that those who are afraid to, can sit back and pick on them with the safety that they feel on the internet by not having to do it to a Hero's face
guest - February 17, 2009, 5:56 am, #60244
This Marine is a hero. Something you other a**holes can only dream of.
leeebling - February 12, 2009, 1:43 pm, #59075
i do belive in free speech and all that but saying what you want wont prevent you from becoming a ****!
DotDotDot - February 12, 2009, 12:15 pm, #59057
When you forget how to laugh at yourself it's time for the world to laugh at you. Also: lolinternets
Arctic - January 7, 2009, 7:47 pm, #50229
Yea-ah Yea-ah! Dude looks like a zombie! Yea-ah yea-ah!
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 7:10 pm, #50208
Dude looks like a zombie! And Anthony, nothing is sacred on the internet. Not even cueball there.
Actually - November 16, 2008, 11:43 pm, #36951
I thought the point of free speech, and defending it, was to protect the speech you may not like. Not just that which you do...
Overlord Douchebag - November 15, 2008, 1:39 pm, #36578
Well, tell you what. You guys stop b****ing, and I'll stop ripping on Sausage-Man there.
Anthony - November 15, 2008, 1:06 pm, #36576
This a soldier who probably was hurt in IRAQ, a**!!! Respect him
Captain Douchebag - September 6, 2008, 8:44 pm, #19365
Well, now that you b**** about it like that..No.
Tony - September 6, 2008, 8:42 pm, #19364
ore than you do. Give us a fu**ing break.
Tony - September 6, 2008, 8:41 pm, #19363
We may not agree with the politics, but what i do know is that my brothers and sisters are out there dying everyday and every part of me that serves brings them a little closer to home. You people forget that we signed a contract, we may not like it any m
Tony - September 6, 2008, 8:39 pm, #19362
Will Wilson & Cynic........... Patriotism is supporting your country all of the time, and your government when it deserves it. -Mark Twain
Fuck this poster - August 28, 2008, 10:08 pm, #17395
Many people have died for your freedom to say that bull****. You should headb*** pavement until you die or make yourself retarded. Then people will make fun of your condition. You're a piece of ****. Eat yourself. I'd like to see Tyler strangle you.
johnny ho - August 14, 2008, 8:59 am, #14424
here is the article on that marine and his wife. this should clear up any questions on both his appearance and his medal. http://www.jmcolberg.com/weblog/2008/07/tyler_ziegel_and_renee_one_yea.html
RnR - August 14, 2008, 5:54 am, #14409
if you base conclusions on "the look of things" then the world would be the center of the universe and everything revolving around us. Anyways, most likely he DID get the PH and "looks" in the line of duty. But i didn't research it, so i will NOT swear t
RnR - August 14, 2008, 5:50 am, #14408
fair enough. However... he might have gotten the PH for an earlier incident. Without proper research you cant know for sure.. never make a**umptions based on the look of things.
gunny - August 14, 2008, 1:18 am, #14389
you fool, thats a purple heart on top of his ribbon rack, so i dont think you get purple hearts from drunk driving accidents RnR.
Marine - July 19, 2008, 12:03 am, #10186
He's on tonight, and his ribbons dont lie. Making fun of this picture is f***ed up on a fundamental level regardless.
RnR - July 18, 2008, 4:05 am, #10049
Primo: any idea how much people in the military are just pushin paper around without EVER seeing combat? Secundo: how do we know this isnt the result of a drunk-driving accident?
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 8:04 pm, #9992
It seems enough people here have gotten pissed off. It's a POSTER. Stop beating off to your unwarranted self-importance and enjoy. If you don't like the poster, move on and QUIT YOUR b****ING. That is all.
Meg - July 17, 2008, 7:35 pm, #9987
What the f*** is wrong with people? This Marine put his life on the line so you can live your wonderful little lives trapped inside your computer, ignorant of the real world. This man is a true American, he is what makes me proud of my country. Semper Fi,
idiots - July 1, 2008, 2:19 pm, #7785
all you motherf*ckers making fun of this guy should go to hell, he put he life on the line for idiots like you and that is the appreciation he gets
haha - June 24, 2008, 8:42 pm, #6949
hey SSgt Nelson, shut the f*** up.
mauser98k - June 24, 2008, 8:07 pm, #6947
can you say "ph**oshop"?
dave - June 18, 2008, 6:10 pm, #6244
What a horrible sacrifice. I hope the man finds happiness one day. Anti-war, pro-troops!
SgtRock - June 18, 2008, 5:46 pm, #6242
I'd be happy to be that guy and get a fine piece of a** looking the way he does!
Will Wilson - June 16, 2008, 8:13 pm, #6080
WTF... we keep this war going even though there are countless Soldiers just as this man.. many dead as well.. and all this for bush? why keep this pointless war going?
Cynic - June 10, 2008, 4:42 am, #5477
Bush and Cheney's America is a disgrace to America. They couldn't care less about anyone's right to post anything. Wake up!
SSgt Nelson - June 9, 2008, 4:57 pm, #5428
Wow...so much for supporting the troops...this guy had his face jacked up defending your dumb a** right to post this. I really hope you're happy with yourself, because you are a disgrace to America.
lcpl burns - June 9, 2008, 11:13 am, #5402
wtf i read about this in a magazine . thats f***ed up man this is one of my brothers in arms hes defending your country and you want to make fun ?
Positive - June 6, 2008, 5:22 am, #5155
Oh, come on - she's not that bad looking!
jh - June 6, 2008, 2:40 am, #5143
Awwww poor dude.


COAL - therefore we should burn more of it


TAGS: coal burn cool
Rating: 1.61/5

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allstate -




HOT BABES - Burn




Life's Brief Candle -




Nikki Sixx -




Yup, its Monday -


TAGS: monday burn
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - August 20, 2015, 2:36 am, #262422
I have a jackalope and a bigfoot. They cuddle up on the futon and watch the telly most times, but they occasionally go walkabout. Good pets!
vulture - August 19, 2015, 6:29 pm, #262412
I keep one as a pet. Goes well with the griffin. They're bestest buds!
mizzdizz - August 19, 2015, 5:41 pm, #262402
No, but with a name like vulture, I bet you're a desert rat so me may give my leg a gentle pull now and then! Ever see a jackalope?
vulture - August 18, 2015, 11:55 pm, #262391
Mosquito. They are really huge! I know a bloke who had his arm bitten off by one.... (What? Would I lie?)
mizzdizz - August 18, 2015, 8:40 pm, #262386
Is that what there called! I've the pics. They look HUGE! If they thrive on flies similar to deer and horse flies, yup, size matters! LOL! What's a mozzie? Thanx Vulture!
vulture - August 18, 2015, 6:26 am, #262379
Looks like a huntsman - totally harmless, even though it's the size of your hand. They need to be big to take out the flies and mozzies! The mozzies in Oz have landing wheels!!
mizzdizz - August 18, 2015, 3:33 am, #262378
No Cynic, thank gawd! This was somewhere in Australia. I'm in California. I just get black widows and brown recluses----EW! Easily squished with a boot, book, or pointy toe high heel!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2015, 11:52 am, #262371
Oh, good God! I hope this wasn't a ph**o in your home :-/


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